*whispers* bumper desks
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL
"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential."
I laughed so hard I started crying
i love these!!!
mango? why not womango? end sexism now
womango make me a sandwich :P
Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them
i cant stop laughing
what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
Luke and @uhmhemmo at the airport.
That one friend that acts out when boys are around
Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.
YES BUT WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A very nice woman wow what a catch congrats to the happy couple carry on with the wedding wishing you the best
do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT
favorite shirt ever
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
Holy shit this guy deserves all the head in the world
lupita is the best