5 Seconds of Summer + All Time Low
Adele peeked out one eye and saw the look on his face, flushing red with embarrassment and shame, “I know, I know, it-it sounds really bad, but.. I mean, w-what other choice do we have? I don’t want to do it, if that’s…
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
everytime i ever said i couldn’t breathe on a post i was lying
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
fucking mattresses how they do work
FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.
omg omg omg omg omg
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors